LINES TO THINK OF WHEN YOU NEED TO VENT

What’s on your mind … if you’ll pardon the exaggeration?
Hey! You! Out of the gene pool!!
What on earth is your purpose in life, other than serving as a warning to others?
In future, if your mind is blank, don’t forget to turn off the sound as well.
Wow. Your brain is like a clown car for bad ideas.
Mmm. Someone’s brain is giving them the silent treatment today.
You’re the reason why God invented the middle finger.
Tell me. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
I’m going to nickname you “Slinky”. You don’t seem to have any purpose, but people can't help smiling they see you tumbling down the stairs.
The lights are on but someone's been playing with the dimmer switch.
I'm sorry. Would you mind repeating the part where you weren't talking?
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
Honestly you are the human equivalent of having one bar of signal strength on your mobile phone
You’re a good example of why some animals eat their young